RUSSIAN AUTHORITIES: MADONNA CONCERT A 'NATURAL DISASTER'
May 6, 2009 --
MADONNA is planning a concert in the main square of St. Petersburg, Russia, home of the Hermitage Museum, in August. Local authorities -- the ones who haven't yet been bribed -- are up in arms, branding the event a "natural disaster," and the museum's director Dr. Mikhail Piotrovski said, "We want guarantees that there will be no blasphemy." Maybe Madge should think twice about wearing those ugly horns she sported Monday night at the Met. Piotrosvki will also demand Madonna sign an agreement limiting volume levels.