Monday, May 3, 2010

MADONNA: Like a VIRGIN all over again


With one photo shoot, She has wiped the slate clean. Goodbye wannabe nothings. A new process is in order. How quickly we forget her fantastically blasphemous name and antics. Just a little reminder that She's the one that has been crucified all along as these new wannabes trot along in her world unscathed.


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for HQ pics visit www.absolumentmadonna.fr: HERE

To watch a making of the Interview Magazine shoot click HERE.

41 comments:

  1. Do we know what the magazine article is about yet?

    I mean I'm thinking what's she got to promote?

    Then I notice that the video of the photos is by FABIEN BARON and I wonder - is the Fabien Baron book of Madonna photos about to be released?

    Is this gonna be promoted now? I hope so!

    AMAZING PICS BTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  2. A stunning portfolio, she looks so good. The Haus of Gaga must be frantically scribbling notes. x

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  3. These pictures are INSANE!! She never fails to surprise and delight me. Can't wait for NEW MUSIC later this year!!

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  4. Wow, Pud. You're making progress. This time you mentioned that poor site www.absolutemadonna.fr. I hate to admit it but... these pictures are good. On one side they're not very creative because Grandmadonna is ripping herself off (The First Album, Meisel, '91, Sex, etc); on the other hand it's great she finnaly brushed aside Klein and all his weirdness and sick obscurity, and the boring yoga poses.
    Yet, the whole crucifix thing is not good. In the past it was defiant, today it's offensive. The cross means a lot to many; other people's beliefs must be respected. Why doesn't she fucking play with a fucking menorah?

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  5. The most boring interview ever. Well, one can't expect much from Madonna these days, she is a stepford wife.

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  6. Well 'Grandmadonna" is like no other 'grandma' I've ever seen before! She looks HOT! and what exactly is she doing with the crucifix that's so 'offensive?' Um she's holding it up to the camera! She put it near her hip? SHOCKING! Someone get on the red phone to Jesus and have him strike her down! Please. I will never understand Madonna haters visiting Madonna fan pages and hating. If you don't like her, then move along and let everyone else enjoy her. Your negative two cents is just a bore.

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  7. The only ones that would be offended are the offenders.

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  8. I just want to say that I'm not a Madonna hater, quite on the contrary, I will always love her for she was for years a big part of my life, however, I'm not afraid, and I've never been afraid of yelling out to the emperor, hey, you got no clothing on. You're naked.

    And I quite simply don't know Madonna anymore. These pictures are PATHETIC. Not only are they utterly unoriginal and trite, they are also non controversial and overrall pointless.

    Everyone is tired of Madonna's naked body, and the crucifixes, Madonna isn't even a catholic anymore, and she seems to be really secure in her new Kabbalah faith so I doubt she has a catholic conflict anymore, and even if she does, we've seen this a million times before.

    The pictures are stunning, and of course they would be, it's Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot, fucking geniuses but I don't even recognize Madonna anymore, not with the blowfish implants and the altered lips, I mean is she that insecure that she had to alter probably the most perfect lips nature ever created??

    And the interview, zzzzzzz, what a bore. This is sad, it's old, it's heartbreaking.

    Do I want to see Madonna parading around naked like Cher does?? no I don't, it's sad and upsetting, these women are mature women, being sexy and in touch with your sexuality is not what this is about, this pictures are about desperation.

    And I don't know why she is justifying wallis simpson and edward who were DISGUSTING human beings, who were Nazis, and when Edward was exhiled to I think it was jamaica or whatever, I don't remember, where people were mostly black he considered them "iintellectually inferior subjects" than the white subjects, and he's a disgrace to the monarchy and to everyone.

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  9. I also wanna say, that when I was seeing the sticky and sweet tour, I didn't think her legs were hot, they were old lady legs, bony and just not sexy at all.

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  10. Ramon,get the fuck out of here and bring your friend "said" with you. You're such polluters! not to mention hypocrites.You bother loguing in to a site dedicated to the love of Madonna.You actually think we're going to believe that shit of you not being a hater!? you're an impostor, just go away bitter bitch you don't belong here. Bottom line is that I have rarely seen such a positive vibe in the entire Madonna community right now in regards to this shoot. Let us enjoy in piece and fuck off!

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  11. lol, whatever.

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  12. "non controversial and pointless" - pretty much sums up your entire comment Ramon. LOL, WHATEVER indeed.

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  13. I'm not trying to make a point or be controversial unlike Madonna and this major fail.

    And calling names is the resort of stupid people who can't make a valid argument about any given topic where there is a disagreement.

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  14. Seriously Ramon just stop with your ridiculous comments. No one wants to argue with you because what's the point? Quite obviously you have your opinion on Madonna and we're not trying to change it, we're simply asking you to please take it elsewhere. This is a Madonna fan website, celebrating how wonderful Madonna is. If you want to vent about how much she's gone downhill, go somewhere else. You're a damn party pooper, plain and simple. And really? resorting to calling people names is stupid? "blowfish implants" - hmmm, I believe that's YOU resorting to name calling and insults to shove your unwanted opinion down our throats. How interesting. Now please just shush, go make your own "Madonna Fan but not really.." blog and spew your shit over there.

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  15. I bet Ramon and ... are both ugly he/she trolls who hate themselves and this thing called life. I have never come across anyone who clearly is soooooo obsessed with with someone they both hate. Both of you need to play with eachothers pussys and get it over with lol. Go fuck eachother and maybe you can both get over this pain you are both feeling from being so unwanted and unloved LOL. I love reading their sad comments only shows how they both have no lives, both probably look like 2 old draq queens who still have their tiny dicks or maybe dicks and pussy's that no one wants to play with. To waste so much of their time (which clearly they both have so much of) on someone they both hate so much... Sad ugly buffalo bill look-a-likes LOL... blow eachother and get it over with!

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  16. P.S. Does not matter what anyone of these trolls have to say, M looks amazing, great photographers but if u really look at their body of work they have done so many shitty photoshoots, it's all about the subject and this is one hot bitch that no matter how much u want to hate on u can't...

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  17. Tiny dicks?? LOL, my dick is 6.5 inches, thank you very much, wich is above avarage and it's beautiful, and it's quite obvious that the only one with no life is you, fucking loser Sergio, you sound mentally challenged. Go learn proper english and sentence structure, or get your head checked and then come back, thanks.

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  18. And WOW did you just say that Mert Alas and Marcus Piggot do shitty photoshoots?? I mean REALLY?? you are stupid.

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  19. Hey guys!! don't pay attention on fool things!!! what's wrong??!!! only we know what the "M" power can do and her magic gives us!! let's celebrate this amazing-unbelievable-unique cover!!! after so many years of career (more than 28 YEARS!!) a cover like this??!! c'mon!! the user with R... and its words don't exist!! ;)

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  20. Sometimes i feel a bit ashamed of myself for spending time on Madonna websites and comenting because i'm a grown man and often i do so because i read stuff written by people who spend as much time as me on Madonna websites because they don't like her at all or anymore and...they make me feel better and less ashamed because at least i waste my time on "something" i like and not on "something" i hate which is a pathology.

    I love this shoot. Isn't one of the crucifix ( the black one)the same one Madonna had on her back in the photoshoot for the "Virgin tour book" ( with the red backless lace top)? It says "artist's own jewelry" and it looks very familiar.

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  21. A few years back i saw a contact sheet of unreleased Mert n' Marcus pics from the 2002 "Pop" photoshoot and they looked amazing especially the ones where Madonna wears a white tuxedo.

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  22. Oh my! The queens are red hot today! Hahaha. Sergio dear, your asshole must surely be dry.
    And Pud, please don't be narrow, get out of the self-made madonna box you put yourself into and accept other opinions. You are not showing much intelligence with comments such as "shut up and die".
    I insist the pictures are good when it comes to art. I've been following Alas and Piggott for years now and it was a question of time Madonna sees their talent too. But it took too long, poor Madonna has lost her hability to anticipate fashion. On the other hand; Ramon is right when he says the photos are a desperate attempt to shock. If she REALLY wants to shock, she could start by stop trainning and eat meat and drop that shit Kabbalah. THAT's a real shocker, not to mention make a hit.
    AND AS I'VE SAID ABOVE, SHE COULD HAVE A MENORAG COMING OUT OF HER CROTCH.

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  23. Oh Ramon REALLY? Are you REALLY going to go there? Don't be so angry and sad lol, you have no life. You are sad and pathetic, full of anger and venom and that is ok because your 6.5 inches will always have a place in someone's heart LOL.

    As far as me being mentally challenged sometimes I wish I was, unfortunately I am not otherwise I would have found you somewhere in your dark hole and fucked the shit out of you lol.

    I would love to know what you do for a living, because for you to say that every single photoshoot M&M do are incredible only shows your lack of knowledge, do some research or better yet if you have any pull call in their portfolio and take a look at some of their shitty work. Being from bumfuck nowhere must really hurt especially when no one wants to play with your small dick lol. You are constantly on this website acting like an old bitch who was either castrated or wishes that he/she was castrated, you must be buffalo bills long lost cousin.

    You are clearly obsessed with Madonna and it's sad to see someone with no brain try and force his useless opinion on everyone on a website dedicated to someone we all like.

    It is very easy to hide behind a computer and act act tough behind a nameless/faceless profile when deep inside you are a scared little drag queen/ girl / tranny / he-she but it will be ok. You will find someone to care about you and your uneventful life will seem so much better once another sad pathetic excuse for a human being will be willing to touch your 6.5 LOL.

    Until that happens please keep talking about me and of course Madonna because just like her I love when people talk, whether it is good or bad. Muah.

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  24. P.S. ... How old are you old (wo)man? Because you sound so incredibly bitter and it only makes me feel sorry for you. I get laid without trying, I do not hide who I am, you can find me on facebook or better yet google me and you can see for yourself that queeny, sad or ugly I am not lol. You are correct about my asshole as taking it is not something that ever appealed to me, I only give it... And please keep talking as I love being the topic of conversation in your (...) and Ramona's life LOL.

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  25. ... - this notion of being critical and objective via bashing madonna, an intellectual does not make. its easy, simple and common. face to face - i can shrink you to a pea and flick you into oblivion - quicker than a ray of light.

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  26. Hahahaha, I see your asshole's still dry. You need some activity there. Congratulations i f you get laid and don't hide, ahahaha, as if I care about it. I've been reading all my recent posts and you are the one who's been attacking me for expressing my opinion. So, who's obssessed with whom here? Poor thing, you're desperately trying to become the center of attention but this is the last time I waste time to answer your nonsense. I do it just as a favour to you so you won't feel a lonely loser in front of your Windows 98.
    You are predictable and a big bore. At least Pud have some flair to it. So don't invite me to facebook and all that boring shit because I'm not interested in being your friend, neither would I google you!! Are you fucking mad???
    Sad

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  27. LOL ... poor old broke fat ugly uneducated sad and did I mention lonely? ... How much do I love picking on little he/she's like u... I used to beat up overweight girls like you, but if I met you right now that used to would become a present and not the past. You missed the point, if I do not like an artist I will never waist my time writing about them day after day on a blog that celebrates that artist.

    Your life is meaningless, I saw a photo of you and I feel really bad for your mom and dad, because if you were my kid and that would be impossible as I am only 33, I would have given up your fat ugly ass for adoption the second you were born lol. I am not mad, I love Madonna and so many other artists that I have had the privilege to work with since I was 20, but if I do dislike someone I am not going to spit my venom at anyone because at the end of the day opinions are like assholes and everyone has them. I would rather not say anything at all, than to be vile, ignorant and ugly like you.

    P.S. I do not even know what Windows 98, does it come with my 27” mac pro, or mac air? Seriously old man, it’s time for you to roll over and die, you are a worthless piece of shit with no life and if you were gone tomorrow your life would not mean anything to anyone. Thank god you cannot procreate, it would be sad if a swamp thing like you brought kids in to this beautiful world. Obsessed with you I am not, but your attacks on Madonna are just a little too personal and I cannot help but stick up for someone that I respect and admire. xoxo

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  28. i love when haters say "i'm a madonna fan, but...madonna is old...madonna is desperate...madonna is this...madonna is that...blah blah blah...". haters are the most strong proof that people are still interested in madonna! i don't visit other artists' fansites to say bad things, because no one of these new semi-stars are interesting to me. it's better to say bad things for someone than say nothing! people will always be interested in madonna, in a bad or good way (it doesn't matter).

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  29. My dearest Sergio Dry-ass: you can do better. Just try. I know it's to much to ask for a small-time, sorry-ass fag like you, but make an effort. Be creative. You are so angry, so full of hate. You must have been through hell when growing up, you know, being bullied and ridiculed: here comes the fag, hey fag, sing "Like a virgin" for us, hahaha, hey, I bet they did get into your groove!
    Wet your ass and enjoy life. Yawn... you bore me to death... I cannot stand the lack of intelligence.
    You've made me descend to the deepest levels of vulgarity. Pardon me, you readers. From now on, my hatred will point to Grandmadonna only.
    Hey Pud, are you happy? You are having loads of comments!
    Sad

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  30. LOL ... the only thing I am mad at and angry with is you ... Have a look in the mirror and realize once and for all that you are worthless. You live a pathetic life that has no meaning, your only joy on a daily basis is to come on this website and write garbage. Your comebacks are weak and if I was a tranny like you I would care but I am not a tranny and therefore not bothered by your lame attempts at words of wisdom LOL. Being called a fag is something I am sure you are used to because of the way you look and act but I have never experienced anything that hateful. I had an amazing childhood and an even better life now that I am an adult. I love the people in my life, my career in music and fashion, my family, my friends and most of all I love every single day I get to do what I love. I am sure it hurts for you to constantly feel like your life is a commercial from MAD TV for Lowered Expectations LOL

    Never once did I get bullied while I was in school, and that is because I am not pathetic and I do not hate myself. You on the other hand are a waste of human life. If I saw you laying on the corner of a street, on fire and dying I would not even piss on you although I am sure you would love me to piss on you lol. I do not hide behind my screen, I can be found online without even looking too hard, you are the coward. Get off your fat ass, go find a job, stop eating and wasting air lol. Like a virgin lol, last time I was a virgin I was 12, you are at least 55 and I bet you have never gotten laid, and that is pretty clear in your ugly outlook on life.

    You are miserable and I only feel sorry for you. I think it is time for you to get back to playing with your 20 cats in your tiny dark apartment with your dick between you legs while listening to Goodbye Horses by Q Lazzarus from Silence of the Lambs.

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  31. you guys are crazy - do you two know one another?

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  32. LOL no I do not know these people at all, but I am a true New Yorker and when you try to attack me I will come a million times harder.

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  33. dry assholes, she-males, silence of the lambs - hahhahha!

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  34. I don't know Dryass and neither would I wish to. Too tacky, too cheap, to lame, the "true New Yorker", hahaha (I bet his parents still smell like starving Italian inmigrants of Hell's Kitchen).
    It's unvelievable how you try to impress me, inviting me to your boring life routines, as if I care about it, naming aaaaaall the people that love you, and how great your life is, how fulfilling your work is, blah, blah, blah. If all that crap is true, why boasting about it publicly? Who said low self-esteem over there?
    If you are that happy, keep it to yourself. o one cares. Oooh poor me, I'm so unhappy and fat and old, nobody loves me... I WANT TO LIVE SERGIO'S LIFE!!! Hahah
    I want to state here that's Sergio who began all this.

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  35. Dear Vanina and ... LOL as I said before I LOVE when leprechauns, fatties, midgets and any other creatures talk about me. You can call me anything you want as my ego is beyond HUGE and it will never deflate LOL. You would love to live my life but unfortunately for both of you, you never will.

    I realize that what I wrote is very hard for you both to comprehend but let me explain it once again as your lack of education clearly shows. You are both miserable and sad because you have no lives, you are coming on this blog that celebrates an artist that we admire and instead of doing something productive with your lives you are both polluting this blog (and this world) LOL.

    This is a fight that neither one of you creatures will ever win because you are pathetic excuses for human (or alien) life and no matter what you say it means NOTHING to me, it only makes me poke fun of both of you more and more LOL.

    Starving I never was, immigrant I am not (but clearly you are as you do not even know how to spell immigrant lol), I do not live in Hells Kitchen, I live on the Upper East Side, at 93rd Street and Lexington Ave to be exact and no I am not Italian LOL. The only boring lives are your lives as you are constantly here spewing this hatred when you should be at the gym working off the fat that you were born with lol. Your parents must be so proud of having such lovable creatures as children LOL... Please respond as I am really looking forward to another uneducated and weak response. xoxo...

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  36. P.S. Pud you know how much I love your blog and the only thing that makes me cringe everytime I am on it is comments from losers who should keep their traps shut if they do not appreciate what you have to say. Sometimes it is better to think it and not say it. It takes more effort to be ill-favored and vile and it puzzles me when someone who hates an artist so much takes the time out of their lives to write all this shit.

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  37. just quickly read past all the shite..haha i catched the dry asehole bit though hahahaha. anyway i love madonna i love photography these pics are just pure amazing captures..reminds me a lot of 1990-91.

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  38. ...even the Devil wouldn't recognize her

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