Saturday, January 14, 2012

Madonna's Brother Christopher Ciccone Chimes in on "Reductive"

Nope, not Boy George.

Poor Chris, once velcro'd to his sister Madonna - the most famous woman in the world, her traveling companion, who back in the day would have just returned from the ski trip in Switzerland, is now sitting in his one bedroom apartment off LaBrea in Hollywood waiting to watch her on television like the rest of the common world. Skiing in an entirely different way these days, here's what Chrissy had to say on his Facebook account:


P.S. Tomorrow is the Golden Globes. Remember when Chris would accompany Madonna to these types of events - even the Oscars?

Not anymore.

26 comments:

  1. i think most people thought it was hilarious...

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    1. front page news - the world over. madonna's first interview in years and the best shes been in ages. xo

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  2. Its unbelieveble how low he has sunk.,.lol,,was also thinking when we saw them on the red carpet back in the day..Ha

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  4. Oh Chrissy maybe hes secretly Helpmothermonster blog now? Whats with all the chins chrissy?

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  5. Poor bitch. I love how no news agency will touch him for fear of never getting a Madonna interview in the future. Go Liz!
    Can you imagine how miserable he is? 2012 is gonna suck for this mess.

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  6. Pud Whacker - W.E. love you. Thanks for the updates.

    Keep it up, 2012 will be a busy year for you and M.

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  7. The "reductive" remark made me laugh out loud. He's one BITTER man.

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  8. Slides finger down CC's many chins. Puts finger in mouth. Yep, bitter. Very, very bitter.

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  9. I don't see this on his Facebook page. I just checked.

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  10. Poor man. He spent almost 20 years hand in hand working for the most famous woman in the world and what does he have to show for it? A saggy ass face and a bitter attitude. Unbelievable. He succeeded at NOTHING in his life, NOTHING, total failure and waste of a human being. He must hate Madonna so fucking much.

    Do you know who he reminds me of? Whitney Houston's sister on The Bodyguard.

    I swear to God, wolves in sheep clothing and the most dangerous thing.

    I am proud of the rest of Madonna's brothers and sisters because, with a sister like Madonna it takes A LOT OF GUTS to go out there and live your life, which is something that Chris never did. He took the easy road, which was to bask in Madonna's spotlight as an appendix, rather than make his own way. Even Madonna's eldest homeless brother is less pathetic than Christopher, at least he has HIS OWN LIFE PATH.

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  11. I love that he says Madonna "needs to learn to shut up". How about he learns to shut up? Madonna was just answering a question. Nobody asked him anything.

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  12. He is her brother, fgs! And he's a mess. Why are are you so angry and ruthless? Man was reduced to zero by his older sister, like he never existed. He needed help and love, but she probably never gave him that. By the way he is younger brother and he also lost his mother. Madonna probably was a mother figure to him, that why for so many years he couldn't let go of Madonna...
    Madonna is cruel and you, fans, are even more cruel than her,
    because you can't never know what she really thinks of her own brother, but you hate him for what he didn't do to you.

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    1. Your post is full of as much conjecture as anyone else's here.

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  13. Well I don't hate him, in fact I feel sorry for him. Reading his book revealed far more about his nature (addictive, in denial, in need of the limelight from a sibling) than it did about M's. It seems to me that he expected far too much from her and when he didn't get his way, he sulked.

    I doubt M would put up with that sort of behaviour from many people in her circle and probably only tried to work things out for so long because he is family. It takes two to make or break a relationship, whatever the nature of it. It's sad that they used to be so close and are now pretty much estranged, but I kind of feel Chris hasn't helped himself at all.

    M is entitled to her opinion on 'Born This Way'. She was asked and answered honestly with a wink and a smile which says to me she does think it was a bit of a rip-off but doesn't really give a shit. She has bigger fish to fry.

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  14. this was a totally pathetic reaction. jealousy is his new best friend i guess.

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  15. Has he been paid from his kike loving in a cult sister yet? Uh i would be pissed to...and anybody here would be pissed....and if that interview with cythia was in her new home than she obviously have no fucking taste...

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    2. Bitch, please. If the kablahblah is a cult, so is Christianity, Catholicism or any religion. Get real, sista!

      And the interview was in a hotel. Not my style, either.

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  16. Why did he even bother to chime in?

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  17. It was clearly stated in the interview that they shot it in a suite at the Waldorf Astoria where Wallis and Edward had stayed. While it certainly might not be to your taste or to the taste of the rest of the web fruitcakes who are probably scraping their taints off of the pages of Wallpaper Magazine, the room is quite elegant. Are you privy to Madonna and Chris Ciccone's financial records? As tan old cock cheese-obsessed actress once stated, "Between you and me Gar, what do you know about Roberta anyway?"

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  18. Ha! AC. i love the room. its fabulous, opulent and fit for Madonna.

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  19. Poor Chris. My sister blah blah blah. I feel sad for the guy. And he's just digging the nail in deeper. Good luck ever reconciling with M. Such a shame on him.

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