Monday, January 16, 2012

What the Fuck is Elton John and David Furnish's Problem with Madonna?

Narcissistic? Narcissistic is ruining someone else's moment. And if it has nothing to do with merit, why are you there? Hollywood Foreign Press take note.

David Furnish, Elton John's "husband" (I'm barfing as I'm writing), who used to be the biggest Madonna fan took to his facebook to go off on Madonna for winning the Golden Globe for Best Original Song last night. What is with these cocksucking Brits and their weird obsession with Madonna? Elton, Piers, Boy George, Morrissey, Pete Burns - there's more, I just don't have the time. I don't know what Madonna personally did to them except survive the entertainment business Always at the Top, Fit as a Fiddle and Bigger than Ever.

However, back to David and Elton. They're monsters. Literally - like Lady Gaga fans. She's the whatever to their child. So, that's the only reason I can come up with about that hot sexy duo.


Elton needs another enema.

51 comments:

  1. Elton is just like his E-section: GROSS!

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  2. Typical wanker twat arse..couldn't say it to her face..went straight on facebook..fuckin pussy!! nothing better to do..mutherfucker!!!

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  3. Elton was always a pussy fart and in the closet and pretended to get married in the 80's and then said he was bi-sexual and only CAME OUT of the closet when it was acceptable. After Madonna has FORGED ahead with her pro gay stance at a time when it could have RUINED her career. Madonna was always Madonna. Bold, aggressive, sexy - so he's jaded.

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  5. honestly, what IS their problem with her? they are such jealous jackholes. they should both just STFU & get back to raising their kid. ewwwwww....i don't even want to THINK about what that poor thing will become with parents like that...vomit.

    leave the QUEEN alone.

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  6. Forget what those pair of jealous, egotistical, and plain old sad twats said... that's Jenson Ackles! *drools* I need some 'me time' now... ;-)

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  8. They wanna see her in a wheelchair,this is their problem.They can't stand her power and beauty after all these years.
    I feel sorry for them,these are faces of really ugly men(I mean inside,their eyes are evil)

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  9. The face he's pulling at that moment is hilarious!
    People like that don't even need a reaction, they're showing themselves as they are.

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  11. Dennis Farina said it best in the movie Snatch: "Shut up and sit down, you big bald fuck!"

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  12. but more importantly...eew is that colonic pic real?

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  13. Bottom line - Madonna won, and looked fabulous. Elton lost, and his face would sour milk.

    @shle896 - well said.

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  14. Very good blog. Love the order of pictures...and the punch...perfect!

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  16. lol i love you pud and i LOVE THIS POST

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  17. Not all of us Brit guys are vile, lots of us genuinely adore Madonna. Elton makes me ashamed to be both British and gay. As far as his house boy is concerned, his pathetic rant is transparent.
    Their bitterness and ugly morality is such a wonderful example to set their poor child.

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    1. of course not. i meant these queer brits. always trying to let madonna have it and shyt.

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  18. All these scandalous behaviours of Elton and dj shrimp and other stupid hasbeens and neverbeens are to M. advantage, so I'd say let them talk dirty as much as they can advertising M.D.M.A

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  19. Omg youre fucking brilliant Hahaha, God I love this blog!! That bitter queen was soo defensive it was laughable.. She looked like a fairytail Goddess <3

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  20. What's desperate is that Elton and David sure now how to use Madonna to get in the press. Who in the fuck cares about them?! Also what Madonna said about Lady Xerox was way reserved and not bad. She could of gone way off for the shit Lady Who gets away with. What is Madonna not allowed to answear a reporter or interviewers question and not be honest? Fuck what is this media world we live in? I mean really lady gaga really? I can't even deal. Those fucking disgusting little monsters invade and ruin pop culture and strip away any sort fun.

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  21. you would think he could afford a better wig......must be from the cheap gaga wig collecion

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  22. since the start of the help mother monster blog and trollthisway way tumblr page. Little monsters are invading any Madonna posts on blogs, news, etc. Nasty comments everywhere. It's sick! they are like nazi little roaches. Ha! Oh well when will they learn gaga is only
    Interesting when mentioned with Madonna.

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  24. BITTER, Party of Two - your table is ready IN THE BACK!!!!!!!!

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  25. I've said a lot regarding this on my tumblr, I just want to say that it is a shame that the one who forged the way for civil rights for gays and breakdowns of barriers BIG TIME for gays was Madonna, a straight woman, while gays like Elton and David Futton are embarassing, cringeworthy and did NOTHING for the cause. NOTHING.

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  26. sour loser will always lash out on those that win and in this case, Madonna got the heat from 300 year old queen Elton. The only thing Elton cannot stand is that Madonna has won and public are buzzing and congratulate on her achievement, and if we keep applauding on Madonna, mentally, The Wrinkled 300 year old queen sure will falter and cannot stand it

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  27. remember, cheer on madonna to annoy Elton.

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  28. The weird thing about Elton is that for years and years he couldn't get enough of her. I remember in the 90's he paid some ungodly amount of money in some charity for a recorded message Madonna did for his answering machine and there is video of him and Mick Jagger talking about going to the Drowned World Tour and just last year (or the year before) he performed "Like a Virgin" and "Material Girl" for some Save the Whatever charity he was doing. I just don't get it? This is REALLY an instance where he is just flat out bitter and jealous.

    You know what I think it is... he probably has this burning desire to be Madonna's gay BFF and it just never panned out that way. I mean, he's incredibly talented and he DOES have some great songs over the last 40 years (mostly in the 70's but whatever).. I just don't get it. Why be jaded when you could rejoice in each others successes?

    Cheers Madonna! You deserve the award. Masterpiece is a beautiful little song and truth be told, Eltons song is just BAD and the movie that it was attached to was even worse.

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  29. Alan, Lady Gaga is the godmother of Elton's child, apparently Lady Gaga can't be mention or attacked because otherwise all hell breaks lose.

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  30. The British are obessed with Madonna. She has 62 top ten hits there compared to 37 top ten hits here. She sold out the old wembley stadium, 9 times. That's why Ricky gervais introduced her as the queen of pop.

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  31. <3
    http://youtu.be/aOkBOHGBcrg

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  32. Not much of a surprise they said what they said,but still awful.

    They come off looking like sore losers completely.

    Imagine Brad Pitt running to his Facebook page to bitch about George Clooneys win or Glenn Close about Meryl Streep.

    Yet Elton and David do with Madonna.

    Both guys just have to go.

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  33. Did anyone watch, 'The View' today? That nut, Pierce Morgan said Madonna looked, 'grotesque' at the Golden Globes and that she is 'banned' from his show.

    I highly doubt she has any interest going on his soon-to-be cancelled show and how dare him make such a comment, which was not remotely close to being true.

    I bet he finds Gaga sexy.

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  34. Tony, he has mentioned Gaga is "sexier" than Madonna. That guy is complete trash.

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  35. Pierce Morgan needs his eye checked LOL.. but then you cannot blame him cos apparently he that is his taste (no taste whatsoever)

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  36. Pierce Morgan has "banned" Madonna from his show for over a year now. When asked to comment, Madonna's reply was.. 'Who is Pierce Morgan?"

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  39. And Barbra Walters was at it AGAIN on, 'The View' today when they were talking about Elton going on about how Madonna should not have won.

    Barbra said it was 'refreshing' to see a celebrity say how they really feel about losing an award. Really, Barbra? If it were Madonna who had been complaining about losing, I promise the reaction would have been completely different.

    Such hypocrites!

    Let's not forget that Madonna has never granted Barbra a 1-on-1 interview.

    Bitter Kunt.

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  40. Why am I not surprised that Tony watches The View, lol

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  41. Of course I do. Anyone with half a brain watches the show to watch the fantastic Joy Behar always set Elisabeth (your favorite, Slide, be put into place. :)

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    1. So funny that you say that! I watch the view just for that reason. Elizabeth is a clueless conservative.

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