Helen Reddy Is a Woman that Can't Find a Brassiere and Blames Madonna!

These glorious pasties have ruined Helen Reddy's life.

As I've said a million times, All Roads Lead to Madonna - and as we can see by singer Helen Reddy's recent shopping trip - this even includes a trip down the underwear aisle. I wrote a piece about Madonna and The Merry Widow HERE. Anyway, poor Helen couldn't find a bra and blames Madonna. This is Liz Rosenberg's classic response according to the New York Post:

"Why should Madonna be blamed for Helen Reddy not being able to find a good-fitting bra? . . . I know plenty of whores who wear sports bras instead of bustiers. Don't judge a book, Helen."

She is Woman, What a Bore.

Here is some of Helen's unfortunate story: "I was in London earlier this year, and I had to get some new bras -- because [mine] were falling off me," Reddy, 68, tells host Janet Powers. At a department store, "I go into the women's lingerie department, and they've got pasties -- you know, like strippers wear," Reddy says.

"They've got all these little fancy things, which all have wires -- which I believe cause breast cancer -- but nothing that's for women who are older, or who are heavier, or who would like to dress like a lady.

"So I finally said to the salesgirl, 'Do you have any underwear that isn't slutty?' -- and she pointed me to the sports department!"

"When I was a girl, we used to complain we were divided into two groups: We were either virgins or we were whores," she says. "And then along came Madonna -- and now we're all whores.

Click HERE for the entire New York Post story.

Sex Cunt - She has everything a star should have.

Oh, they can all try and they do. Some harder and more blatantly than others - most half her age. Her potency is so strong that they've all been wannabe's ever since Madonna's star was born. She busted the doors down and laid the template in which they all try and do byte her style. No one can ever get it right because they're missing that one key ingredient - Her Soul.

By will and as a gift, She delivers it to us with every form of expression. With her voice, from the moment it hit the microphone in her early Emmy recordings, to her dance, her mind, her face, her wit, her carriage, her seductiveness, her honesty, her flirtatiousness, her movement, her sex.

Add to that her incredible body of work, her pieces of art. Each one different from the other. More often than not delivered with a parable. It's been a 28 year old Passion Play being performed before the worlds eyes, crucifixion and all. Everything has always been met with adversary, not accolades - even from those that call themselves fans. Rightfully so, she's always dared the public to hate her.

I really can go on forever but you all know it, as does the world - which is why she's always been such a threat and an inspiration - all in the same breath. So much, in fact, that Webster's Dictionary officially recognized and added the word in May of 1991.