Video of the "Fan" Who Gave Madonna Hydrangeas

Is more a wannabe Sacha Baron Cohen than fan.

Lady Gaga's study material and TO DO List

If you like Lady Gaga and think she's not a Madonna Wanna Be - DON'T LISTEN TO THIS

Howard Stern breaks it all down perfectly about the putrid Lady Gaga.

Jeopardy - "Who is Madonna?"

Born This Way, by massive Madonna Wannabe Lady Gaga (a.k.a. Single White Female), is mistaken on the television show Jeopardy as Madonna. Ha!

Television 2011

Kooky.

Unfortunate.

Gorgeous.

Lady Gaga's Creative Director Comes Clean on Gaga Being a Madonna Wannabe

@guyoseary @ladygaga

No, Really Laurieann Gibson? As If We Didn't Know.

Lady Gaga's choreographer (ha!) and creative (ha!) director, the vitriolic Laurieann Gibson, comes clean. I don't get it though - the movement represents Madonna wannabe-ism? That's been going on since Madonna's inception. But don't get too smug, Gibson - you two will have to pay the piper one day.

LA Times: A lot of her visual aesthetics have been compared to Madonna. As her creative director what are your thoughts on that?

Laurieann Gibson: Listen, [Madonna] should be bitter because I did it on purpose, and you can quote me. I did it on purpose because for all those kids who believe that you can’t, I wanted to let them feel that you can. And that’s what I represent, that’s what Gags represents. That’s what this movement represents.

Los Angeles Times article HERE

'Twas The Most Famous Belly Button in the World.

Madonna on her Belly Button - Spin Magazine 1985

Oh, that beautiful Italian puttana and her fuck me belly.

Remember how infamous Madonna's belly button was? I mean seriously, it had a life of its own. From 1983 to 1985 Madonna's belly button was on constant display. From the first album's inner sleeve to the Borderline and Lucky Star videos, Madonna was our little peek-a-boo Italian whore. Whip me up a plate of puttanesca...

The Belly Button was properly immortalized by Ken Regan for her first ever People Magazine cover in March of 1985. I remember seeing that picture for the very first time and being mesmerized. I still am. Look at it. All the wanna-bes had to have was a pair of scissors and boy did they - shirts were being shredded from coast to coast. Everyone was exhibiting their belly buttons. It's all she and the media spoke about! Back in the day it was considered lewd and vulgar. Magnifico!

Madonna immortalizing that famous belly button for her first People Magazine cover feature - March 1985


Madonna on her Belly Button - Time Magazine 1985

NME: @LadyGaga Has Monster Meltdown

Madonna looking beyond gorgeous in her Express Yourself video.

The Madonna Wannabe, also known as Lady Gaga, has a monster meltdown when NME grills her on Born This Way sounding like Madonna's Express Yourself.

What on Earth is happening on the right?

Looks like Lady Gaga is running out of free passes not only in the rock press but the fabulous Liz Smith let her have it yesterday regarding Judas.

Liz Smith article HERE

Dress You Up - Let Me Cover You in Velvet Kisses

I was just watching this and wanted to share, I mean really. There will never will be another. She's so gorgeous, oozing with sex appeal - just so free, fabulous and fun. Unpretentious. A true inspiration to all. People tell me "Oh, you know the world doesn't revolve around Madonna." Oh yes it does! Oh yes it does! The pop culture world does and by the look of the landscape that's what we're living in today. Everybody bytes this bytch. And for a reason. That body, that smile, that movement, that voice, that everything. So seductive, almost pornographic. Enjoy the Power of Madonna. The Queen of Life. The greatest star that ever lived.

EAT IT!!!

Madonna's ex-husband, Ingrid Casares, gives us a little insight on Madonna's feelings of Lady Gaga Goober via her Twitter Page...

"is that the video where she thinks she is me"? - Madonna's dismissive attitude on Wanna-be Goober's Alejandro. Haha!!! That's our girl.

When doesn't Joanne "Lady Gaga" Goober think she's you, Madonna?

Gives an entirely new meaning to Hung Up.

Like a bad Las Vegas impersonator.

Oh, that sexless Doppelgänger, Lady Gaga is still Byting Madonna in her new video, "Alejandro".

Exactly, Judy.


Per Per Gaga Madonna Wanna - get a grip.

Madonna montage after montage, this sexless creature Lady Gaga keeps going through Madonna's old interviews, videos, movies, pictorials and anything else this horrid monster can get her pilfering little hands on and delivers it to a new generation of I don't know whats.

Gaga's a WikiMadonna dipped in a vat of ugly. Isn't she embarrassed? I know Madonna has been focusing on and starts directing W.E. next month, but is the public so parched for Madonna that they will allow this wannabe stand in go through everything she has done without being called out? It's appalling. Lady Gaga has the most unappealing singing voice, no dance training which leaves her looking like a dissected frog (see below), putrid stretch marked pancake breasts (Please Joanne, no Sex Book), the worst face, and awful style.


The dance training-less dissected frog

The song Alejandro is a bastardized La Isla, as passionless as Lady Gaga is sexless (note lots of Less). For the video, she uses Madonna's right hand man Steven Klein as director. I think she even attempts to vogue. Haha! She's got rosaries and crucifixes all around her. Ugh, it's all just too disgusting to continue listing.

I have been long aware that the gay community has been at an all time complacent low - just look at the advertisements in the Homo Mags - but c'mon - pedestal'ng this? Enough is enough.

If you can handle all the fug and I mean 9 minutes of it - watch below:

Don't the blue contacts make my brown eyes a cock-eyed blue?

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UPDATE* major news sources finally clock this goober as a second rate wannabe. Click each name for article.

TIME

MTV

even usual Madonna basher

ROGER FRIEDMAN

Wannabe Worship: Christina Aguilera

Oh Christina, Express Yourself.

Evidently, Express Yourself was more powerful than we thought.

Listen, for any music video buff or Madonna fan, it's unbelievable what is happening out on the female music video scene at the moment. The wannabe Madonna montages are totally out of control. I mean, I can go on about that Telephone video 'starring' that Joanne "Lady Gaga" Goober, which is just a Madonna career spanning video montage on crack - but she's just too horrid to sit through and screen-cap and since they're all doing it, we will go with a face that's more tolerable, Christina Aguilera.

Now we have Christina Aguilera and the first single from her new Bionic album, Not Myself Tonight. The video should be called Like an Express Yourself Blond Ambition Human Nature Justify My Love - with florescent super market lighting. Then I saw her on YouTube with Oprah (click HERE) and from the thumbnail I thought it was Madonna's Like a Prayer on Blond Ambition. I mean really? Now, it's just as idiotic with Miss Christina, like Joanne Goober, but Christina has that voice (YouTube It's a Mans World at the Grammy's HERE) and a face. However, Ladies and Goobers can we get some originality in here? Where's Vanity when we need a Hallelujah!


I don't speak from the bung - I'm quite well aware of Madonna's references. The difference is Madonna always pulled from other mediums: photography, cinema, painters and brought that into the rock music world - which is why poor Joni Mitchell, at any moment, is about take a fist full of pills. These girls are pulling from Madonna who is in the same field - all doing montages of her career. Pathetic! Hence why Madonna recently said she will have to reinvent the wheel. And she will and everyone will turn right along with her, as always.


Somewhere The Queen is having a good hearty laugh over her macrobiotic mung bean soup. She wanted to rule the world and by the look of it, she is.

The music journalists today, I have zero respect for. They should be explaining this, not me. The doors were exploded open by Madonna and her TNT years ago. The land was conquered. These girls still talking about female sexual liberation is ridiculous. They sound like Jerry Springer girls. Wearing garters and a bodice does not equate emancipation any longer. For these pop princesses, it's time to start building - the way Madonna is building orphanages in Malawi. Can't these girls take it further? Only Madonna will continue to do so, whenever She chooses to return to the music world.

Obviously, the others aren't smart, brave or pissed off enough like Madonna is. Well, there is one doing it her way and not by Madonna's template, but I will touch on her later.

I guess Morrissey was right in 1987:

Sex Cunt - She has everything a star should have.

Oh, they can all try and they do. Some harder and more blatantly than others - most half her age. Her potency is so strong that they've all been wannabe's ever since Madonna's star was born. She busted the doors down and laid the template in which they all try and do byte her style. No one can ever get it right because they're missing that one key ingredient - Her Soul.

By will and as a gift, She delivers it to us with every form of expression. With her voice, from the moment it hit the microphone in her early Emmy recordings, to her dance, her mind, her face, her wit, her carriage, her seductiveness, her honesty, her flirtatiousness, her movement, her sex.

Add to that her incredible body of work, her pieces of art. Each one different from the other. More often than not delivered with a parable. It's been a 28 year old Passion Play being performed before the worlds eyes, crucifixion and all. Everything has always been met with adversary, not accolades - even from those that call themselves fans. Rightfully so, she's always dared the public to hate her.

I really can go on forever but you all know it, as does the world - which is why she's always been such a threat and an inspiration - all in the same breath. So much, in fact, that Webster's Dictionary officially recognized and added the word in May of 1991.

It takes a lot more to be the 26 year old 'Sleaze Cake' on stage

"I'm Everything" - Entertainment News Report 1985

Great commentary by longtime supporter Robert Hillburn of The Los Angeles Times.

Portland - The Orgeonian - Virgin Tour Review - April 16, 1985

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